February 2012
131 posts
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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My life in the arms of God: exerpt from... →
life-in-the-arms-of-god:
I do not take any credit for this, but it does pretty much completely sum up how I feel…
“I do love my life, but I hate alot of things lately. I hate having so much to say, to blog, to share but my hands hurt too much to type. I hate popping pills, and having people ask me personal health…
“Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the...”
– Mohandas Gandhi (via nirvikalpa)
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Reblog if I shouldn't commit suicide tonight.
Please. Don’t even consider it. You are too precious.
kind of a superhero: An open letter to the... →
ephemeralcat:
I am a FAAB, femme-presenting genderqueer person. This means that I rarely, if ever, pass as anything other than female. And since I am almost always read as female by strangers, they treat me as if I were a woman.
This means that I, too, get catcalls and wolf whistles.
I, too, cannot walk down…
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Thinking to take this in a much more personal direction: a true journal, full of secret letters to those i love, those I am missing, as well as mood and inspiration boards, article sketches, etc. Considering changing the name- a few real life people know who I am here- to go dark and disappear- but there are a few I’d like to have still see my messages sent out into the dark.
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Source: etsy.com via Pinterest, on Pinterest
I’m not going to lie: take off the bow and I’d totally wear this, in black or any other color but pink. I don’t even care. :)
